Aries: I’m better than all of you assholes.
Taurus: I could eat some cake right now.
Gemini: I’m going to pretend I care about what you just said.
Cancer: I need hugs and cookies.
Leo: Fuck u bitch I’m fabulous, bow down to me.
Virgo: You’re all uncultured swines.
Libra: Stop war hug more.
Scorpio: I tired of your bullshit, I just wanna sleep.
Sagittarius: I wanna fuck your girlfriend.
Capricorn: Sex sex sex sex sex sex sex.
Aquarius: I’m hot and gay.
Pisces: Fuck my life.
"you’re obsessed with your mental illness"
i know right? it’s almost like it impacts every part of my life
"it’s all in your head"
I know right? it’s almost like it’s a mental illness
it’s 1964 I’m on a balcony smoking a really long cigarette and some lofty music is playing I drop my martini on the floor it breaks and 5 men scramble to get me a new one
Yes yes yes yes yes yesssss
just another day of not being rich and famous